Juan Manuel Grijalvo - Imperio Romano - Senatus Populusque Romanus

Juan Manuel Grijalvo - Imperio Romano

Senatus Populusque Romanus - SPQR

Dr. A. Trevor Hodge - "Roman gauge"

Legionario romano

Un dibujo mío hecho en 1967 o cosa así

Camisetas con Historia - Legionario - Ducbelli

Administración

El número de identificación europeo

Un registro europeo para las personas

Agua - Hidráulica

Francesc Tarrats Bou, director del Museu Arqueològic Nacianal de Tarragona

La gestió de l'aigua en el món romà

Asociación Cultural Hispania Romana

http://www.hispaniaromana.es/

Cocina

Garum (pendiente)

Fuerzas armadas

Ejército

El imperio contraataca

Pretor

Pretorianos

Auxiliares

Camisetas históricas - Legio IX - Testudo - Ducbelli

Life of Brian / La vida de Brian

Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine,
public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health,
what have the Romans ever done for us?
Attendee: Brought peace?
Reg: Oh, peace - shut up!

Reg: There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death
to rid this country of the Romans once and for all.
Dissenter: Uh, well, one.
Reg: Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid.

Brian is writing graffiti on the palace wall. The Centurion catches him in the act.

Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?
Brian: It says, "Romans go home."
Centurion: No it doesn't! What's the latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on!
Brian: Er, "Romanus"!
Centurion: Vocative plural of "Romanus" is?
Brian: Er, er, "Romani"!
Centurion: [Writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti] "Eunt"? What is "eunt"? Conjugate the verb, "to go"!
Brian: Er, "Ire". Er, "eo", "is", "it", "imus", "itis", "eunt".
Centurion: So, "eunt" is...?
Brian: Third person plural present indicative, "they go".
Centurion: But, "Romans, go home" is an order. So you must use...?
[He twists Brian's ear]
Brian: Aaagh! The imperative!
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: Aaaagh! Er, er, "i"!
Centurion: How many Romans?
Brian: Aaaaagh! Plural, plural, er, "ite"!
Centurion: [Writes "ite"] "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion towards, isn't it?
Brian: Dative!
[the Centurion holds a sword to his throat]
Brian: Aaagh ! Not the dative, not the dative! Er, er, accusative, "Domum"!
Centurion: But "Domus" takes the locative, which is...?
Brian: Er, "Domum"!
Centurion: [Writes "Domum"] Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times.
Brian: Yes sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
Centurion: Hail Caesar! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.